Can't Find My Pants..

Anonymous asked: You baked cookies? Dude no offense but that's kind of gay.

jaydenw:

I take it you mean gay as in feminine. If so then you’re way off, baking is manly as hell. I saw where cookies weren’t and said no, this will not do. I created my own food, with science. I wanted cookies, so I made some goddamn cookies because they are tasty and delicious. The only difference between me and my mother making them, is I took some grown up initiative instead of being caught up in obsolete gender roles.

The only thing that would have been gay about me baking cookies is if a dude wanted to perform fellatio on me as payment for them because lets face it, my cookies are fucking goddamn delicious.

edmdma:

lin-cait:

videohall:

Kitten nibbles on ear

> Best alarm clock ever.

THE KISSY NOISES

THE

KISSY

NOISES

OH MY GOD

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adrifts:

As if cats weren’t popular enough on the internet, redditor SteveV91 has uploaded some of the most adorable photos of the house pets hanging out with their nearly identical kittens.

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artsy-iru:

Bayonetta :D I so so love her design!

artsy-iru:

Bayonetta :D I so so love her design!