oh my god i just discovered a site where you can by bulk candy by color/flavor
you can buy two pounds of exclusively pink starbursts
you can buy endless red skittles
i never thought i’d see heaven
IF ANYONE IS WONDERING WHAT TO GET ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY
—How Does Zevran Feel About Not Being in Inquisition?
As requested by calliantabris a fan impression on how Zevran feels about not being in Dragon Age: Inquisition.
So, I was recently asked how I felt about not being included in Dragon Age: Inquisition. And to be quite honest, I do not mind in the slightest. It is good to take a vacation from being a big daring hero and saving the world every now and then, am I right?
And between you and I, I have been keeping this ‘tears in the fade’ and ‘demons threatening the world’ business a secret from our dear Warden. Because I now if they found out they would have to get involved and be in harm’s way and all that self-sacrificing business that comes with being a charming and lovely hero.
And quite frankly, I think one time is more than enough for my warden….so far as my own sanity can put up with….oh braska.
But fortunately so far, I have quite successful in keeping it a sec-Oh! excuse me one moment, would you?
Yes, my dear warden, what do you need?
A giant green tear in the sky, you say? Well surely that is impossible-
What do you mean you are going to ‘check it out?’
No, this is nonsense, my dear warden! Please stay, I will get the cheese wheel and the soothing oils and we shall have a lovely-
My warden, I-
Warden! You get back here right now!
Sorry to cut this short but I need to collect my warden!
WARDEN!…….THAT’S IT, WE ARE TAKING OUR VACATION TO THE ANDERFELS. NOTHING EVER HAPPENS THERE.
One man’s love of sashimi nearly killed him after it led to his body becoming riddled with tapeworm. The Chinese man had seen his doctor complaining of stomach ache and itchy skin. Scans revealed his entire body had been infected with tapeworm parasites after eating too much sashimi - raw slices of fish. Doctors believe some of the uncooked Japanese delicacy of raw meat or fish must have become contaminated. He was treated at the Guangzhou No. 8 People’s Hospital in Guangdong Province, in eastern China.
Ya’ll realize that tapeworms can only live in your intestines, right? I’m no doctor so maybe the medical side of tumblr can prove me wrong. But tapeworms live on your intestinal lining and absorb your food. That’s how they live. There’s nothing in your lungs for them to eat????
Medical tumblr??? Please assist